Yeah, I've got a hot date tonight.

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02/14/2014 at 17:38 • Filed to: None

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It'll be my left hand. (or right, for those of you who wanna get kinky.)


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 17:39

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They say if you use your other hand it feels like somebody else.


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 17:40

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Oh Palmela Handerson, what times what times...


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 17:41

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Why not use both?


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Frosted
02/14/2014 at 17:41

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#smallmeatgang


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 17:43

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#bigdickjackson


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > ttyymmnn
02/14/2014 at 17:49

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Whoever "they" are, they don't know shit.


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 17:50

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What if you lose your hands before tonight?!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 17:52

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lol :]


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
02/14/2014 at 17:52

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Gotta venture into no-man's land...time to use your feet.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > EL_ULY
02/14/2014 at 17:57

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#me


Kinja'd!!! iDriveCode3 > Frosted
02/14/2014 at 18:31

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Threesome's always SOUND like a good idea....

Who am I kidding, they're awesome!


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 18:31

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What if you lose your feet too?!


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 19:09

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scream all you want ... no one can hear you !

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Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
02/14/2014 at 21:58

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I...I guess...there is only one successful function remaining...

You must try to use your mouth.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
02/14/2014 at 21:59

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Or dry hump something, that works too.


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 21:59

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But then you can't reach because you aren't flexible


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/14/2014 at 21:59

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there ya go